The spider on my ceiling watching me
Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life
Egg Cooking Times
You're so quiet
Me switching lanes to a lane
Oh, I see. Now I totally get it.
I could be planning to wash dishes
I skip the first slice of bread
The first drone I saw flying in primary school
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