The spider on my ceiling watching me
Do you have my phone?
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
When I'm peacefully sleeping
She'll have large fries
Me watching the last episode of my favorite series
A little change in weather
How I see myself driving VS. How my mom sees me
When you have to get ready for work
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