The spider on my ceiling watching me
Me at 20 years old watching my mom make my favorite food because I told her I was craving it
It's not goodbye
My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
When she's getting on your nerves
It's not intentional
Almost ready so stop rushing me
My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do
Me restarting a song that is already in the middle because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough
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