When my friend finds my perfume
My anxiety whispering in my ear
It's just me and my 4 hours of sleep against the world
I have like 8000 interests and zero skills
My boyfriend: Are you mad at me?
When my love songs play in front of the homies
I found where my ex was born
Your vacation request has been denied
My wife's hair in the drain
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