Netflix: *Makes a skip intro button*
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
When I'm cooking with hot oil
Me sprinkling extra cheese and Italian seasoning...
Do you have any special skills?
Then and now
We don't need a mechanic!
And what did I do next?
What did you eat today?
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