I skip the first slice of bread
If you need someone to talk to, I'm here
Me defending my pet
When your Mom picked you out a new outfit
I don't have time to Google lyrics
When you see your EX in public
When you stop to let someone cross
When Pinocchio has been roasting me
*Watches the food network once*
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