Me pretending to be listening to somebody's boring story
My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top
Stop being mad at me, I'm hungry
When someone suggests eating cereal with yoghurt instead of milk
The dog is just playing
Me fake sleeping in the car
Me having a bunch of assignments due
Me feeling a really bad attitude coming on
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