Me pretending to be listening to somebody's boring story
How close I be to quitting my job everyday
When you did see a few red flags
*Puts car in neutral*
Do all men think towels will dry like this?
Love is in the air!
Me on the weekend
I have the best mom
You're probably over 30
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