How my daughter sleeps
Me: *wakes up on time*
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
It's gonna be okay
If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs
Don't ever tell me what I can and can't do
Me in real life VS Me online
It'll be fixed
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
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