Sunlight: *exists*
I want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality
What sort of position are you looking for?
Takes one sip of coffee
Of course I have done this many times
When someone gets in your car
The only happy ending I know
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
I need this on my front door
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