Relationship status: Probably never again
My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
Been together 6 years and still going
My dad played that card until I was 16
Ne eating in my class
When you stop to let someone cross
My dog at home
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
Neither feels right and this is giving me anxiety
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