Relationship status: Probably never again
When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
*Me tries to screenshot a meme*
That one biscuit when I open the pack
Someone somewhere is still discussing the old you
Me getting my oil changed
I have to go to work
I almost didn't come in today
When you are 12 hours into a game of Monopoly
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