Hello darkness my old friend, why are you here it's 4pm
The last piece of toilet paper
My dad's keyboard
Well that's something!
I don't know if I can afford it
I never have enough time to do anything
I'm gonna go to bed early today
Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?
When you get invited to go to a party
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