Hello darkness my old friend, why are you here it's 4pm

Why did you jump in your sleep?

Mom in public VS. Mom at home

Me spending money on travel

99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day

Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose

When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product

If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs

7 year old me waiting for my dad to finish his call from work to tell him that I love him