Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

Why did you jump in your sleep?

You are the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover

Moms wondering where all the shampoo went

When you already frustrated this will send you over the edge

I have the best mom

How I feel when I'm standing

Finally found a bag for all my money

When your sarcasm is so on point...