Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?
Why I can't hang out
Me: *takes a bite of the sandwich*
My taste in women
My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
New born baby all day VS. New born baby at 3am
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
Finally, inner peace
Don't be negative, go out and enjoy life
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