Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

Do you want to order takeout and have a Harry Potter marathon?

That one friend who just texts you "here" instead of knocking

One more pizza roll

I want a girl who loves long romantic walks

Just because you fit, doesn't mean you belong

Who have never seen The Office

I wish I could be the load of laundry in my dryer

When you are talking to someone and they spit