Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

I use to say "ima b single forever" as a joke... but bro I don't think it's a joke anymore

Me at least once a day, everyday

When someone says "this one time"

When you leave tihngs for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives

Girls be like: Babe, am I annoying?

When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone

Home is where you trust the toilet seat

I like sandwiches and I have anxiety