When you break something
When you get fired but you're still in the company group chat
Me after shaving my beard
I can study with music
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
My dream isn't to be rich
Things I'm bad at: singing
The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19
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