When you break something
No, I'm not letting you in
I am a multitasker
How my wife sleeps
Just because you fit in, doesn't mean you're in the right place
She's probably talking to someone else
When you make food to eat while watching Netflix
When I'm cooking with hot oil
Me as a parent
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