When I leave a party early and unannounced
Sipping from a mushy straw to help save the environment
My four moods
When the can opener comes home
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes
When I'm finally finished doing everything by myself
My son's face when I offer him literlly anything for dinner
Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep
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