When I leave a party early and unannounced
Been together 6 years and still going
Whenever I can hear people chewing
I need to start going out more
When you and your girl arguing
Me sitting around ignoring all the guys
Students need 8-10 hours of sleep a day
If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs
Your face when the pothole was deeper than it looked
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