When your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything

I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every morning

When you forget you have a cut on your finger

When you buy air but half of the bag is full of chips

When you accidentally hurt your sibling

The four horsemen of "I have the same personality in every movie"

When you were trying for a 60% on your math test...

Normal people in the shower VS. Me in the shower

Me switching lanes to a lane