When your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything
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Me: Nice to meet you
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If you need someone to talk to, I'm here
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When someone tells you to stop being fake
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When the can opener comes home
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I'll take a warm shower
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Do you wanna play?
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You can't defeat me
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Me watching murder mysteries like I'm one of the detectives
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