Most people don't want to be rich
When you meow at your owner for food
This was probably the most irrational childhood fear that I had
What I actually do
The sandwich maker doesn't get the credit it deserves
I'm tired inside and out
I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore
7 year old me waiting for my dad to finish his call from work to tell him that I love him
You are the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover
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