Most people don't want to be rich
When someone gets in your car
Me making the teacher talk about his life
When I say I'm functional this is what I mean
Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall
Making money VS. Spending money
Me asking everyone how they like their burger
Watching scenes from The Shire
When I'm cooking with hot oil
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