Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life
When you stop to let someone cross
Me before clicking "pay now"
I found where my ex was born
Me to Myself
Few minutes after girls check into hotels
Four year old me waiting to hand dad the wrench
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM
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