Me posting myself from another country after I told everyone that I am broke

Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top

When your mum let's you push the shopping cart

Finally found a bag for all my money

When your ex posts about loyalty

Women when they have to admit they were wrong

Me watching murder mysteries like I'm one of the detectives

When you find out your friend did as bad as you did on a test

Not much of a rise and shine person