I don't love the way you lie
When you accidently slam down the toilet seat
Students need 8-10 hours of sleep a day
Once you see this chair
Few minutes after girls check into hotels
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years
Why I can't hang out
Me every time I see someone walking towards my car
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