Parents when you laugh once after you missed school for being sick

Why do you want this job?

Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink

*Me tries to screenshot a meme*

When the wind blows a leaf across our yard at night

Here's a job you can't mess up

I still have another 5 minutes before my break is over

When you get in bed and forget to turn off the lights

My forehead