Parents when you laugh once after you missed school for being sick

Me sending different memes to different friends according to their humor level

Don't let a good day distract you

Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no

When he finally comes to bed at 3 AM

Only men will understand

When you were trying for a 60% on your math test...

My anxiety whispering in my ear

Coke tastes better when you drink it out the bottle