Me overthingking every single thing I do or say
Flushing the toilet after looking at memes for hours
This was probably the most irrational childhood fear that I had
Apple when you bite it and Apple after 5 minutes
Your vacation was not approved
Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad
Start every day with a smile
When the speaker dies in the middle of my live performance
When you're doing laundry
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