When your ear randomly pops
When your human says eating too many treats is unhealthy
My heart is telling me a to pack all my stuff and move to new city
Why you don't ask men to put the food up
I don't know you anymore
Me: Having a normal peaceful afternoon
You gotta bump those numbers up
Then you ain't hungry
When it's a non-wash hair day
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