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Me after leaving 36 reusable bags at home
Make hotel checkouts past noon
Not much of a rise and shine person
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
Me when I do something that...
The last piece of toilet paper
You're gonna drive slow right
When you hear somebody say Dumbledore could beat Gandalf
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