I did a thing today and I am proud
Me wide awake in the middle of the night
When they respond with better sarcasm
Peppers produce a chemical that triggers pain response
Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
When the conversation is good
Me realizing she won't like my dog
Me sprinkling extra cheese and Italian seasoning...
When he turns around and hugs you in his sleep
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