When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
My wife: we should really budget
Every fridge have this
Creating worlds in which my soul feels at home
Girls before marriage VS. Girls after marriage
When you drop your phone off the bed
Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?
I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time
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