When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday
Me bringing home fast food for dinner
My life, my rules
I'm glad someone finally said it
I need something sweet
My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do
Do you have my phone?
When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife
The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
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