When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday
When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice
Pets to strangers vs Pets to their owners
Gonna be late
I would not survive a Jigsaw trap
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
Sunlight: *exists*
It works fine
I had breakfast today
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