When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday

Me laughing at my own jokes

When you are too shy to ask people to move

The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat

Finally found a bag for all my money

POV: you catch me eating shredded cheese at 3 AM

Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall

Sitting in your car outside of your house is self care

What I want VS. What I can