Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"

7 year old me switching on the car light for one second

We've all played dish drain jenga

When you forget to shake the mustard bottle

It works fine

Ed Sheeran: I'll be loving you till we're 70

When the speaker dies in the middle of my live performance

So you are a good player

When your relative offers you money and you pretend like you can't take it at first