Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"

Bringing your dad both screwdrivers

Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house

When you walk into someone's house and they have a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign hanging on their wall

When are you going to give us grandkids?

When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice

Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?

When you go to the store with your mom

Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?