Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"

When you rub your eyes

That one friend who just texts you "here" instead of knocking

Now you have to turn on the car

Me: *texts my dad an important life update*

When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside

When the relatable meme is funny

First sip of green tea

I used to do this