Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"

When you're bonding with your pet

When your food sounds like a battlefield

I used to always think Aunties had a lot of money

When you get invited to go to a party

When the wife starts posting selfies

Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves

The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again

When you buy expensive food and it tastes bad