Crush: I like emotional guys
Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall
What we have to do, minutes after we're finished
Someone: sends a screenshot
When I finally marry my favorite person
This how your girl sits and stares at you
When I peel potatoes
As soon as I get money
I'm gonna go to bed early tonight
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