I ain't clearing up no rumors
Why can't you sleep?
I don't know why I'm always so tired
Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall
Finally found a bag for all my money
Have you ever done a marathon?
When you're left alone with another introvert
Me who lied on my resume
You took everything from me
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