I ain't clearing up no rumors
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
But hey, things happen
Me while cooking
When the dessert you've been saving is missing
How it feels sharing the bed with my dog
POV: Me staring into a mirror watching my barber ruin my whole social life
When you look at someone's phone
That one fork
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