My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
Me realizing she won't like my dog
When I hear the toy boxing being dumped out again
Me waiting for it to be late so I can hurry up
Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit
Me after having a bad day
Finally found a bag for all my money
Me at 3 AM
Movies: We gotta save the world
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