My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
Driving makes me think and relax
Me overreacting at easily solvable problems
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
I'm in the mood to watch a movie where in the last 10 minutes, a twist comes that changes the entire meaning of the story
Me overthingking every single thing I do or say
My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do
Wanna go for a walk?
Me laughing at my own jokes
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