My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
Me watching my man not get me anything in the gas station
What your taxi driver see's before you jump in
My life is boring and repetitive
Me whenever I'm a passanger
I want to be happy
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