My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
How my wife sleeps
My four moods
Cold butter VS. My poor toast
Me wearing my man's slides
Real
Takes my glasses off
If it costs you your peace, it's too expensive
*Puts car in neutral*
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