My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
When you realize he's right in the argument
Let's make a video call
I am at the Olympics
Do all men think towels will dry like this?
Food will never betray you
Is there anything in this world that makes you cry everytime except cutting onions?
On my way to vent to my man
Wanna go for a walk?
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