My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
When everything is falling apart at work
Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life
Watching Brooklyn 99
When I say I'm functional this is what I mean
Adulthood isn't always work and bills
When the relationship doesn't work
What we have to do, minutes after we're finished
It's just a cough
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