My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
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We are not the same
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I never have enough time to do anything
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Why you don't ask men to put the food up
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Me explaining why Sith lightsabers are red
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Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"
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Try not to cry!
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When you are talking to someone and they spit
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Sorry, I didn't text back
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