Friend I haven't seen in years
I'll get a dog for protection
I said we sad today
I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time
Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad
When someone gets in your car
When I'm in the middle of a big boss fight
When you try to put a Dorito in your mouth long side first
Me telling my mom a secret
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