I am making an omelette
Me staring at my bed one last time before I leave
My cat who just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning himself
When I leave a party early and unannounced
It ends with me!
Me reentering the dating pool
When I say I'm functional this is what I mean
Other people when they win something VS. Me when I win something
Me: I need to start eating better
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