I am making an omelette
Opens washing machine to take out washed clothes
When I'm overstimulated and someone tries to comfort me
Everytime I open the fridge
Me calling my best friend...
Me: Finally it's Sunday. I'll sleep all day long...
When you forget you have a cut on your finger
You can fake a lot of things in life
In the backseat, opening a bag of candy
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