Me while the waiter covers my dinner in Parmesan cheese🧀

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my fav part

There's nothing better...

Me watching murder mysteries like I'm one of the detectives

When you're eating eggs

When you're getting destroyed in an argument

When you see your Ex posting status about true love, loyalty and emotions

Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?

This was probably the most irrational childhood fear that I had