Me: Nice to meet you
I'm gonna go to bed early today
Finally found a bag for all my money
When a baby passes you a fake phone
Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top
The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat
Me arriving at work VS. Me leaving work
When you're a chill guy and she's a chill girl so you're just chill together
My first time at Disneyland
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