Dad, wake up!

Me trying to walk after looking at memes for an hour on the toilet

When your job is calling you on your day off

True ✔️💯😂

There's logic to my laziness

When you scream out the lyrics of a song but it hasn't gotten to that part yet

If you need someone to talk to, I'm here

And then I try to turn it back and it’s freezing

How every text message looks unless you put lol at the end