Dad, wake up!
When I'm overstimulated and someone tries to comfort me
You wanna travel so bad that you didn't notice this was a cake
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
What I actually do
Me every single night
Waiting for the next text while we arguing
When you finish the ice cream
You want to deposit the whole $3?
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