When your mom surprises you with your favorite dish but your mouth already surprised you with this banger

When I'm in the middle of a big boss fight

Fixing a boo boo as a kid VS. Fixing a boo boo as an adult

Sunlight: *exists*

Waking up dehydrated in the middle of the night and you realize you left water bottle nearby

My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...

When are you going to give us grandkids?

Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday

My life, my rules