When I'm giving advice and I start to feel advised by my own advice

My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker

Me when I don't talk VS. Me when I talk

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

I made myself super spicy so you can't eat me!

Happiness is getting a window seat during travel

When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice

A spider doing absolutely nothing

Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?