When I'm giving advice and I start to feel advised by my own advice
When guests come over
I couldn't think of anything better to with a time machine
I don't know you!
I like my water the way I like my emotions
Story of my life
Time is fleeting
Waiting for the next text while we arguing
I can't wait for my birthday
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