When I'm giving advice and I start to feel advised by my own advice
What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM
When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face
Take life one step at a time
When your favorite song blows up and now everyone is overplaying it
Ed Sheeran: I'll be loving you till we're 70
I want a girl who loves long romantic walks
I'm literally just sitting here
I'll get a dog for protection
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