That meteor is coming straight for us
When dad tells a terrible joke
My taste in men
You are the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover
My mom: Go get some lettuce
Creating worlds in which my soul feels at home
When you are 12 hours into a game of Monopoly
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
Me overreacting at easily solvable problems
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