Introverts preparing to say "here" during attendance

When your friend's parents are yelling at them and you just have to sit and wait

When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work

When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked

When you scream out the lyrics of a song but it hasn't gotten to that part yet

When grandma loves you, but she knows you will never bring back her Tupperware

When you have to get ready for work

I am the type of girlfriend...

Home is where you trust the toilet seat