So I come home from work and my wife says to me
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When you realize you only replied mentally and never actually sent the message
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Move the most important things first
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Me on the weekend
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Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
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She'll have large fries
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I'll get a dog for protection
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Four year old me waiting to hand dad the wrench
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Do you have my phone?
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