So I come home from work and my wife says to me
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"Because I don't want to" is an extremely valid reason
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Please, don't make a scene
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My wife's hair in the drain
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In relationship VS. After breakup
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People who know me in person
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The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
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You look just like your dad!
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