So I come home from work and my wife says to me
I like sandwiches and I have anxiety
Just because you fit, doesn't mean you belong
When I was young and full of dreams
Getting into a relationship these days be like
Me in the middle of the night
The song in the car: *about to hit the sick beat drop*
Waiting for the next text while we arguing
I have to start eating better
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