So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Finally found a bag for all my money
When you're stuck in traffic
You have emotionally clocked out for the day
I did a thing today and I am proud
When you're mad at him, but he says something funny
Things I'm bad at: singing
Toddlers at 6 AM when you're still sleeping
I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
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