So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Netflix: *Makes a skip intro button*
When I do both Rihanna and Eminem's parts in Love the way you lie
Time is fleeting
My boyfriend: Are you mad at me?
Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said
That one friend who just texts you "here" instead of knocking
Cheese is life
My toxic trait is overthinking fake scenarios
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