Me with my one shot, one opportunity
You're gonna drive slow right
I need to start going out more
Takes one sip of coffee
Proof that not all endings are sad
When you're at a birthday party as a kid
Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away
The last piece of toilet paper
One more pizza roll
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