I have to go to work
I'm on the way
When you get the deluxe car wash
I think I'm gonna book the flight
My name alone will ruin someone's whole day
When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
Me making the teacher talk about his life
Easy choice for me
Me googling the number that called me
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