My parents at 7 AM

How to properly eat cheescake

Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave

Do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work

When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me in the principal's office

Me sending different memes to different friends according to their humor level

Me on my way to work to give it my all