I'm not gonna stress myself out today

One more pizza roll

Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years

Do you want to order takeout and have a Harry Potter marathon?

When I was young and full of dreams

It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you

The four horsemen of "I have the same personality in every movie"

Me listening to my family judging people for things that I would do also

I get ready to go to work