When a man tells a woman to calm down
If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs
Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life
When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
Make hotel checkouts past noon
*Me tries to screenshot a meme*
Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am
When I'm in the middle of a big boss fight
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