What cows see when I drive past them
When you ask someone for directions
When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes
My mom and dad
You give the best relationship advice
When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday
I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
Me who lied on my resume
Today was great
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