What cows see when I drive past them
Me right before I ask for something
My wife's hair in the drain
When you take that walk of faith into your kitchen
When you accidentally block an intersection
Me: *takes a bite of the sandwich*
I'm in the mood to watch a movie where in the last 10 minutes, a twist comes that changes the entire meaning of the story
I have a wahing machine
Morning people by 8 PM
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