What cows see when I drive past them
Get me outta here!
When I'm overstimulated and someone tries to comfort me
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
Waking up dehydrated in the middle of the night and you realize you left water bottle nearby
My dream isn't to be rich
My spirit guides whenever I do anything
He's cuter in person
Story of my life
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