I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
Me after 20 minutes of peopling
Waiting for the next text while we arguing
How my wife sleeps
Childhood dream that never came true
Me before clicking "pay now"
When I'm in the middle of a big boss fight
When you donate 1$ to a streamer
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