I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head

Don't look too deep into it

My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips

The four horsemen of "I have the same personality in every movie"

This is forty five bags of spinach

I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me

When someone has explained something nine times

Creating worlds in which my soul feels at home

*Crush passes by in front of us*