When your food sounds like a battlefield

When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off

I want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality

Toddlers at 6 AM when you're still sleeping

My feelings for you

Me explaning to the delivery guy where I live

When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone

Some girls can sleep all day and still be sleepy

My dad played that card until I was 16