When your food sounds like a battlefield
When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off
I want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality
Toddlers at 6 AM when you're still sleeping
My feelings for you
Me explaning to the delivery guy where I live
When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
Some girls can sleep all day and still be sleepy
My dad played that card until I was 16
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