When your food sounds like a battlefield
My life after travel
Mom and dad goes out
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
When someone passes you
My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
I have two sides
Me on the weekend
Not much of a rise and shine person
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