When your food sounds like a battlefield
Someone somewhere is still discussing the old you
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
I'm trying to help you
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
What my food sees through the door of the microwave
How hungry are you?
Sunlight: *exists*
I still have another 5 minutes before my break is over
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