The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
This is forty five bags of spinach
This is all you managed
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
How I imagine my father looked as a baby
Having a great time with friends
Me realizing she won't like my dog
I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every morning
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
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