The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
iPhone users when somebody talks about camera VS. iPhone users when somebody talks about battery
When people split up in horror movies
Relationship status: Probably never again
You give the best relationship advice
My dad played that card until I was 16
I have like 8000 interests and zero skills
The camera man
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
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