The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
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The universe sending me blessings after traumatizing me with lessons
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Waze VS Google Maps
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When someone asks you how your night went
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I'll get a dog for protection
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When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside
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When someone passes you
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How close I be to quitting my job everyday
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When your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything
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