When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down
I'm unfollowing you too
Stop trying to rap we need more plumbers
Do you have any special skills?
How I look at my man who is the love of my life
Today was great
Now you have to turn on the car
When the toilet stall door doesn't have a lock
Me thinking that I've fixed my life just because I cleaned my room
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