When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down

Something bad is about to happen

Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves

Doing math homework with parents

My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one

How it feels sharing the bed with my dog

Once you see this chair

When you are seriously angry

99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day