When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down
Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life
Me trying to save money
The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying
Me watching murder mysteries like I'm one of the detectives
When you grab the bottle of dish soap and a bunch of tiny bubbles comes out
Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie
Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me
Me in the principal's office
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