When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down

Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life

Me trying to save money

The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying

Me watching murder mysteries like I'm one of the detectives

When you grab the bottle of dish soap and a bunch of tiny bubbles comes out

Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie

Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me

Me in the principal's office