31 year old me in the shower
When you're eating eggs
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
Relationship status: Probably never again
My dreams are weird
The urge to pack up and travel the world
Are you always this sarcastic?
When someone’s telling you tea but it’s actually concerning
When he finally comes to bed at 3 AM
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