Waves at someone who wasn't waving at me
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
My taste in men
I use to say "ima b single forever" as a joke... but bro I don't think it's a joke anymore
There's logic to my laziness
If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs
I know how to shuffle music
When I have to go to the grocery store
When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product
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