Waves at someone who wasn't waving at me
Me googling the number that called me
When you do something really bad in a dream
In Japan, broken objects are often repaired with gold
Story of my life
I could be planning to wash dishes
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every morning
Can you just wake me up at 8 AM?
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