Me spending money on travel
You can fake a lot of things in life
My wife's hair in the drain
When you start eating the food you have at home instead of eating out
I'm just resting my eyes
Almost ready so stop rushing me
Normal people in the shower VS. Me in the shower
I will restart the entire song if you talk over my fav part
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